Freakin Frankie: Shake your tail feathers for the duck king, Baby!

Friday, June 30th

I just shaved my nether regions...

You read that right. Shaved them. And no you can't see... for free.

I've been thinking of doing it for the past few weeks/months. I started trimming them earlier, and my face was itchy as hell since I haven't shaved in a week or 2. So I decided to put the 2 together. I was going to shave my face, then my pubes with the same blade head on my razor, after I started shaving my face with my razor, I started getting nicks, so I tossed it and put a new one on. It felt weird doing it, and feels weird now... You know I don't wear underwear, so the usual thin layer of hair that keeps the area above and the area below my shaft is now gone and rubbing up against denim. After I was done, I looked closer and noticed I missed a few hairs, but I doubt anybody would notice... or even see the area... or... dammit, now I've gone and depressed myself.
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Thursday, June 15th

My oldest nephew Philip graduated high school today. We went for the ceremony and then went out to dinner at red lobster. My brother is holding a party this saturday to celebrate it.
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Tuesday, June 6th

Give me absolute control over every living soul And lie beside me, baby, that's an order!

Leonard Cohen - The Future

My camera, the Canon Powershot A300 that I've had for about 3 years now, is dead. Kinda. For some reason, its not taking any pictures. The flash goes off, the screen and the buttons flash. But no picture. I noticed it messing up may 1st. I was taking pictures of my niece's birthday celebration and the viewfinder looked like it was freaking out. I tapped the side and everything was working again. There was a ceremony at the adult center where I went, for people that earned their GEDs. I took my camera, but when I was checking the settings on it, I noticed nothing was popping on the viewfinder through the lense. The viewfinder screen and all the old pictures on it were there, but nothing from the lense. After tapping it for a few minutes, then hitting it for a few more minutes, nothing. The best I was able to do is this blurry picture that I don't even know of what...

So now, after about 3 years of blackmail taking fun, my camera is no longer working. I've taken alot of blackmail photos and I might have to use them to earn enough money to buy a new one.
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Saturday, June 3rd

do you want me to show up for duty and serve this woman and honor her beauty and finally you have found something perfect and finally you have found......yourself

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hard To Concentrate

They are (and by they, i don't know who) are having a neighborhood clean up, they don't open up for another 30 minutes, but we're done. My sister's boyfriend was getting things ready yesterday, and today filled up his car and started waiting in line down the street since 6. My sister woke me up around 6:30 and told me to start filling up a wheelbarrow cause more people are showing up. I did and started walking down the street with it, I don't see anybody, cars or people as I'm walking. I'm thinking "This better not be a goof, they better not be joking around about and making me walk down the street. I see the line and then his car, I park the wheelbarrow next to it see how long the line was, he was parked in 5th or 6th spot, but there was a u-haul filled in front of us and people had trailers on their trucks filled also. A guy that was waiting behind us was walking around and saw the wheelbarrow, then he started joking around about the fan and boombox that we were tossing out. My sister's bf and the guy started joking around and they guy said that people are paying him to toss out their stuff. He said "money talks, show me the green" My sister's bf said "we should just pay this guy off to take the stuff", it was a free neighborhood clean up, the guy was going to wait there anyways, and it was cheaper and faster than going to the dump. As soon as he handed him the money, the guy started grabbing our trash and started filling up his truck. We came back to the house and he filled up his car again and I filled up the wheelbarrow again. I took it over and started pilling in his truck, he seen a seen this table top soccer game, he said "my kids would like this, I'm going to take this." I'm like, enjoy, hope it works" he said "its going to, they have nothing else to play with." I wasn't sure what to say after that, but I'm like, "uh. heh".

After the 2 trips to the guy's truck, we were pretty much done. We just wanted to get rid of the bigger stuff thats been pilling up. I said "We can probably go back an hour after they let people walk up and drop stuff off." But I'm sure they would be full after the u-haul guy and the guy that was taking other people trash for them. They both had alot of garbage.
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